This one just scares me.
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And if Chandler and Britton can’t make it, my wife and I will - reluctantly, and with heavy hearts - step in.
If this commercial doesn’t make you want to get a dog, like, yesterday, you probably listen to Ke$ha.
A Tale of Two Teenagers
On the left: Dad and Buried at 19, going on 11.
On the right: Kate Upton - Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue covergirl - at 19, going on my ceiling.
The moral of the story: They didn’t make 19-year-olds like her when I was still alive.
*Note: I am not actually Fred Savage. Calm down.
I posted earlier about hating people, right?
Yeah, that times 300 for this one.
I have two daughters and this gave me about twelve seizures. All of these women, joking or not, should be subjected to graphic scenes of domestic violence every day until they get it.
…something like this comes along and reminds me.
What I can’t remember is what possessed me, misanthrope that I am, to have a kid? Everyday his mere presence only serves to remind me of a portion of society that I hate.
Irgh.
I’m my own worst enemy.
I’m actually partial to his Huey Lewis monologue, but despite Huey’s recent resurgence (the National Anthem before the 49ers/Saints game; Huey’s Pebble Beach Pro-Am appearance) this one seems more appropriate today.
Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Whitney Houston’s debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
Elizabeth: You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?
Patrick Bateman: It’s hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks, but “The Greatest Love of All” is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation, dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it’s not too late to better ourselves. Since, Elizabeth, it’s impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It’s an important message, crucial really. And it’s beautifully stated on the album.
